Australia Day. The weather is perfect for barbeques and every other typical Australia day activity. I want to be swimming and drinking beer and sitting decked out in thongs, an australian flag bikini and a wifebeater and eating charcoal-encased meat and being patriotic and getting sunburnt. But for me today is gayest of gay because I cannot go anywhere or do anything because I have work. I could have gone out for the morning but that's fairly pointless, right? I would really actually kill to be able to hang out with my broooos right now. Fully sick, ya diggg?